Monday, June 20, 2016

There IS a goddess!

Obviously, because we're baaaaaack!! After a much needed hiatus (my love has just re-emerged from a long recovery from what he jokingly refers to as his "soul replacement therapy after I crushed his original" hahahahah) we are back in the saddle- or should I say back in Texas! After a muy successful set at the Pickled Tattoo and Beard Food SUV at Triangle Park during last years South By So What, we decided to depart from the Bay Area for Green Pastures. Sadly, we discovered that not only were the previously beckoning peakcocks gone but the restaurant was closed altogether. No word on wether or not this has to do with our impending swoop in, but regardless....we're back, bitches!
AND we're hiring new fans (the old ones simultaneously developed minds of their own and a conscience. NOT COOL. They also created a copy cat band and deleted all our old posts, which we will do our best to recover and repost so that our few remaining loyals will know this is us, this is the real thing- we are the bung!
Stay tuned for music, poems, events and if your'e really ready to commit to an immeasurable lifetime CB position, email and be prepared to answer some very personal questions and fork over an initial installment of $1700. Namaste!

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Coconut Bung is Born!!

Our deep and profound personal relationship has sprouted a professional bud and my love and I have come together to form the band we've both always dreamed of. Our geniui (genius plural) has merged to form Coconut B.U.N.G.-a most delicious concoction of ego, aforementioned genius and heart cinging sounds. From the body parts that birthed our talent, our inspiration and our nurturing did our musical union unfold- Breast, Uterus, Nipple, Gonad- BUNG. And of course coconuts have always been the essence from which we dance, breathe and vomit creativeousness. God bless us in our generosity for sharing with you- our devoted fans. We love you more than words can say. Keep sending money. It makes us love you more. Stay tuned for more talent...